Jay : I'm sick of you poaching my customers. Mooj :I'm sick of your cry-baby bullshit. Jay : You wanna take this shit outside? Just take it outside and squash it? Mooj : Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can't return it until it has spilled blood. Jay : Look, listen to me. You are **** with the wrong ****. Mooj : Hey! You're **** with the wrong sand-****, okay? Jay : Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban. Mooj : Turban now? Do you see any **** turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, do you want a Slurpee? You want a Slurpee?" **** you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a **** Brooklyn accent, okay?! Okay?!

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