2nd most-quoted character in 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026): in 9 of its 26 quotes
A line from Sir Lord Jimmy CrystalAre you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight.
Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum.
Roberto Calamari. ****in' tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy.
And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper **** bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. [Jimmies: Yes, sir?] Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt.
I'm Jimmy. [...] Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but no. You're good. Uh, Jimmy's fine.
If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. [...] [My Father] was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home.
I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?
Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?
Shit! Jesus Christ! Aw, Jesus! Oh, God! Christ, God!
What are you calling on those shite ****s for, Jimmy?
Sir, please help me! Help, please, I'm scared...
What, you wee crybag?
Sir, I'm getting...
What are you getting, Jimmy? Getting hungry? Getting horny? Getting sleepy?
Oh, sleepy. Bless.
