28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 2026 quotes

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Cathy

Are you going to leave?

Sir Jimmy

Yes. But obviously, we're going to kill you first.

Jim

In the Second World War, instead of bankrupting Germany, the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. So, within a generation, they had recovered into economies that outstripped most of their victors.

Sam

And that was fair?

Jim

Sam, think. It's better than fair; it's... desirable. Why help your defeated enemy? Because the enforced bankruptcy of the enemy after World War I was the reason for World War II. '48, Churchill?

Sam

Uh, those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Jim

Wait, say again?

Sam

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Jim

Yes, very good! So, then this kind becomes a kind of a cornerstone of-- of European post-war political philosophy. To never forget. To... To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled, never to return.

Jimmy Shite

Shit! Jesus Christ! Aw, Jesus! Oh, God! Christ, God!

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

What are you calling on those shite ****s for, Jimmy?

Jimmy Shite

Sir, please help me! Help, please, I'm scared...

Sir Jimmy

What, you wee crybag?

Jimmy Shite

Sir, I'm getting...

Sir Jimmy

What are you getting, Jimmy? Getting hungry? Getting horny? Getting sleepy?

Sir Jimmy
[Jimmy Shite passes out.]

Oh, sleepy. Bless.

Sam

Do we help them? Dad, do we help them?!

Jim

Of course we do.

Samson

Kelson.

Dr. Kelson

Samson...

Samson

Thank you.

Dr. Kelson

Memento mori.

Sir Jimmy

Doctor. Athiest doctor. Okay... So you believe all this zombie shite was caused by science and bugs and whatnot?

Dr. Ian Kelson

Rather than...?

Sir Jimmy

Er, Old Nick? Unleashing His wrath upon the World of Man?

Dr. Kelson

I see. So, I'm an athiest and you're a-- you're a Satanist.

Sir Jimmy

Well, there it is! Mystery solved! [chuckles] I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know what the **** was going on just now. I'm sweating!

Sir Jimmy

I'm in a bit of a bind, Ian.

Dr. Kelson

Why is that?

Sir Jimmy

The others, my peeps, I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, and now they're expecting to meet you.

Dr. Kelson

I see...

Sir Jimmy

And you're in a bit of a bind, too.

Dr. Kelson

How so?

Sir Jimmy

Because if you can't help me with my problem, I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines until you can no longer breathe.

Dr. Kelson

...Y-Yes, that is a bind.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal
[introducing himself after the other Jimmies have]

Roberto Calamari. ****in' tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper **** bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. [Jimmies: Yes, sir?] Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

Are you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?