Eddie Boone I bet you can't sit still and be quiet for even one minute. Eddie Boone I only work every fifth day. Hell else am I supposed to do with my time. Eddie Boone You know, lately I've been lying awake at night thinking of all the dumb-ass things I've done when I was messed up. One night last year, at dinner, I threw up all over my glazed ham. Then I was thinking, "Well, maybe nobody noticed."