Gwen Cummings You don't have to live my shitty little life, and until you do, do not tell me to give up the one person who matters to me, okay! Because, I know, he's not perfect, but he's the one person that will show up, on my birthday, and he'll say, "I'm glad you were born!" Gwen Cummings Santa Cruz watcher! Gwen Cummings I understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs, spend your weekends mowing. You'll never want to do coke again.