“Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed....”

Mark

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

Mark

[Jim doesn't respond]

Completely humorless. You two should get on like a house on fire.

Selena

So who are you? You're from the hospital.

Mark

Are you a doctor?

Selena

He's not a doctor he's a patient.

Jim

I'm a bicycle courier. I was riding a package from Farringdon to Shaftesbury Avenue and a car cut across me. And I wake up today in hospital. I wake up and I'm... I'm hallucinating or I'm...

Mark

What's your name?

Jim

Jim.

Mark

I'm Mark. This is Selena. Ok, Jim. I've got some bad news.

In this scene

Jim Cillian Murphy More Jim quotes →

Selena Naomie Harris More Selena quotes →

Mark Noah Huntley More Mark quotes →

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