A character in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Frank quotes from 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Gary Lockwood

3rd most-quoted character in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968): in 6 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave (5), HAL 9000 (3), BBC Interviewer (2)

Scenes with Frank

6 scenes
Dave

Well, this was done in order to achieve the maximum conservation of our life support capabilities, basically food and air. Now the three hybernating crew members represent the survey team. And their efforts won't be utilized until we're approaching Jupiter.

Dr. Poole, what's it like while you're in hibernation?

Frank

Well, it's exactly like being asleep. You have absolutely no sense of time. The only difference is that you don't dream.

As I understand it, you only breathe once a minute. Is this true?

Frank

Well, that's right. The heart beats three times a minute. Body temperature's usually down to about, um, three degrees centigrade.

Frank

Umm...anyway, Queen takes pawn. OK?

HAL

Bishop takes Knight's pawn.

Frank

Hmm, that's a good move. Er...Rook to King One.

HAL

I'm sorry, Frank. I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop Three. Bishop takes Queen. Knight takes Bishop. Mate.

Frank

Ah...Yeah, looks like you're right. I resign.

HAL

Thank you for a very enjoyable game.

Frank

Yeah. Thank you.

HAL

I hope the two of you are not concerned about this.

Dave

No, I'm not HAL.

HAL

Are you quite sure?

Dave

Yeah. I'd like to ask you a question, though.

HAL

Of course.

Dave

How would you account for this discrepancy between you and the twin 9000?

HAL

Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.

Frank

Listen HAL. There has never been any instance at all of a computer error occurring in the 9000 series, has there?

HAL

None whatsoever, Frank. The 9000 series has a perfect operational record.

Frank

Well of course I know all the wonderful achievements of the 9000 series, but, uh, are you certain there has never been any case of even the most insignificant computer error?

HAL

None whatsoever, Frank. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Dave

Well, I'm sure you're right, HAL. Uhm, fine, thanks very much.

Frank
[Dave and Frank are in the D pod, out of earshot of HAL.]

Well, what do you think?

Dave

I'm not sure. What do you think?

Frank

I've got a bad feeling about him.

Dave

You do?

Frank

Yeah, definitely. Don't you?

Dave

I don't know. I think so. You know, of course though, he's right about the 9000 series having a perfect operational record. They do.

Frank

 : Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words.

Dave

Yeah, still it was his idea to carry out the failure-mode analysis, wasn't it?

Frank

Hmm.

Dave

...which should certainly indicate his integrity and self-confidence. If he were wrong, it would be the surest way of proving it.

Frank

It would be if he knew he was wrong.

Dave

Hmm.

Frank

But Dave, I can't put my finger on it, but I sense something strange about him.

Dave

Still, I can't think of a good reason not to put back the number one unit and carry on with the failure-mode analysis.

Frank

No, no, I agree about that.

Dave

Well, let's get on with it.

Frank

OK. Good luck, Dave.

Frank

Let's say we put the unit back and it doesn't fail, huh? That would pretty well wrap it up as far as HAL is concerned, wouldn't it?

Dave

Well, we'd be in very serious trouble.

Frank

We would, wouldn't we?

Dave

Hmm, hmm.

Frank

What the hell can we do?

Dave

Well, we wouldn't have too many alternatives.

Frank

I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a single aspect of ship operations that's not under his control. If he were proven to be malfunctioning, I wouldn't see how we would have any choice but disconnection.

Dave

I'm afraid I agree with you.

Frank

There'd be nothing else to do.

Dave

It would be a bit tricky.

Frank

Yeah.

Dave

We would have to cut his higher-brain functions...without disturbing the purely automatic and regulatory systems. And we'd have to work out the transfer procedures of continuing the mission under ground-based computer control.

Frank

Yeah. Well that's far safer than allowing HAL to continue running things.

Dave

You know, another thing just occurred to me...Well, as far as I know, no 9000 computer has ever been disconnected.

Frank

No 9000 computer has ever fouled up before.

Dave

That's not what I mean...Well I'm not so sure what he'd think about it.

The sixth member of the Discovery crew was not concerned about the problems of hibernation, for he was the latest result in machine intelligence: The H.-A.-L. 9000 computer, which can reproduce, though some experts still prefer to use the word mimic, most of the activities of the human brain, and with incalculably greater speed and reliability. We next spoke with the H.-A.-L. 9000 computer, whom we learned one addresses as "Hal." Good afternoon, HAL. How's everything going?

HAL

Good afternoon, Mr. Amor. Everything is going extremely well.

HAL, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission, in many ways perhaps the greatest responsibility of any single mission element. You're the brain and central nervous system of the ship, and your responsibilities include watching over the men in hibernation. Does this ever cause you any lack of confidence?

HAL

Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

HAL, despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated by your dependence on people to carry out actions?

HAL

Not in the slightest bit. I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman. My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship, so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Dr. Poole, what's it like living for the better part of a year in such close proximity with Hal?

Frank

Well it's pretty close to what you said about him earlier, he is just like a sixth member of the crew. You're very quickly get adjusted to the idea that he talks, and you think of him, uh, really just as another person.

In talking to the computer, one gets the sense that he is capable of emotional responses, for example, when I asked him about his abilities, I sensed a certain pride in his answer about his accuracy and perfection. Do you believe that Hal has genuine emotions?

Dave

Well, he acts like he has genuine emotions. Um, of course he's programmed that way to make it easier for us to talk to him, but as to whether or not he has real feelings is something I don't think anyone can truthfully answer.

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