101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure (2003) · 8 quotes
Most-quoted character in 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure (2003): in 4 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Thunderbolt (2)
Hello, Patch!
Patch Hello, Mother!
Watching the television, are we?
Patch Yes. [scratching his ear] Well, I've got to save my spot, now, don't I? It's the best spot, after all.
Ahh, but you know your show doesn't start until after...
Patch I knew you were faking it.
Lil' Lightning: [suddenly, out of nowhere, he appears and chuckles] He's been faking it, all right!
Lightning, little buddy.
Lil' Lightning: I am not, your little buddy. And you are no wonder dog. This kid trusted you, and look where it's got him!
Patch What's he mean?
Lil' Lightning: He's been lyin' to you all day, kid. He doesn't care about you or your family! He was just trying to get his name on the paper and save his job! Ask him!
Patch What?
No! [suddenly tries to come clean] Well, yeah, but-but-
Lil' Lightning: [in a mocking tone] "But-But-But-" Hey, genius, you're no hero. You are a fraud! [in a treacherously slime-ball tone] And by the way... there never was a plan to recast you. I just had to get you out of the way! [makes an evil grin at him and starts to head back toward the exit way, and makes a wicked chuckle, and a devious look on his face] Now, I gotta take your place on the show... My show! [laughs evilly and exits, just as it is about to storm outside]
Patch Thunder? Thunder? I don't understand. You lied to me?
I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch But you said I could be your Junior Deputy.
I made all that up! I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch But you... You said that you'd help us.
Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it-it's make-believe! It's not real.
Patch YOU PROMISED! [starts to cry]
Patch. I just-
Patch You lied.
I'm sorry. All right? [Patch continues crying] I'm not a real wonder dog. I just acted like one once.
Patch? [walks over to him] Are you okay? Patch?
Patch Dad was right. I am just one of 101. [sighs] I'm sorry, Lucky. This is all my fault.
Hey, didn't Thunderbolt get out of a cage like this once? You know in episode 13, "The Flaming Flea Circus?
Patch Episode 18. [remembers] EPISODE 18! [backs up, then runs at the gate and kicks it open, tumbling onto the floor]
Wizard, Patch! Absolutely wizard!
You know, they're right, kid. Me, I'm just an actor. But you... you are a real, one-of-a-kind wonder dog.
Patch Hey, lads, they're over 'ere! [The 101 Dalmatians pose for a picture, with Thunderbolt front and center with Patch sitting on his head] Say, "spots!" [takes the picture]
