101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure 2003 quotes

Cruella de Vil! [trying to force her way into Fitzwell's fur shop] Now please let me in!

Can't do that, Ms. De Vil!

But Mr Fitzwell, please, something, anything!

You know very well that the terms of your probation [kicks her out] don't allow me to sell you any more furs.

Not even a stole, a muff, a pair of mittens?

No.

One mitten?

NO! [He then pulled down the "Closed" sign as the defeated Cruella weeped a bit while dejectedly walking to her ramsacked car, getting in.

Patch? [walks over to him] Are you okay? Patch?

Patch

Dad was right. I am just one of 101. [sighs] I'm sorry, Lucky. This is all my fault.

Hey, didn't Thunderbolt get out of a cage like this once? You know in episode 13, "The Flaming Flea Circus?

Patch

Episode 18. [remembers] EPISODE 18! [backs up, then runs at the gate and kicks it open, tumbling onto the floor]

Wizard, Patch! Absolutely wizard!

Here we go! "Cherry Tree Farm, Little Tichfield, Devon." Hmm. [brings him up stairs] Why, I imagine it's the most splendid farm in the whole country.

Oh, Perdy, the farm will be such a wonderful place to raise our puppies.

And best of all, we'll be miles away from that evil, ugly monster...

What was that supposed to be? [falls back] Heh heh heh heh! [Patch's smile disappeared upon seeing his siblings laughing and ridiculing his bark.]

It was the most pitiful bark I've heard yet.

Yeah, it sounded like someone sat on a squeaky toy!

Hello, Patch!

Patch

Hello, Mother!

Watching the television, are we?

Patch

Yes. [scratching his ear] Well, I've got to save my spot, now, don't I? It's the best spot, after all.

Ahh, but you know your show doesn't start until after...

Thunderbolt

That hurt. That really hurt.

Patch

I knew you were faking it.
Lil' Lightning: [suddenly, out of nowhere, he appears and chuckles] He's been faking it, all right!

Thunderbolt

Lightning, little buddy.
Lil' Lightning: I am not, your little buddy. And you are no wonder dog. This kid trusted you, and look where it's got him!

Patch

What's he mean?
Lil' Lightning: He's been lyin' to you all day, kid. He doesn't care about you or your family! He was just trying to get his name on the paper and save his job! Ask him!

Patch

What?

Thunderbolt

No! [suddenly tries to come clean] Well, yeah, but-but-
Lil' Lightning: [in a mocking tone] "But-But-But-" Hey, genius, you're no hero. You are a fraud! [in a treacherously slime-ball tone] And by the way... there never was a plan to recast you. I just had to get you out of the way! [makes an evil grin at him and starts to head back toward the exit way, and makes a wicked chuckle, and a devious look on his face] Now, I gotta take your place on the show... My show! [laughs evilly and exits, just as it is about to storm outside]

Patch

Thunder? Thunder? I don't understand. You lied to me?

Thunderbolt

I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.

Patch

But you said I could be your Junior Deputy.

Thunderbolt

I made all that up! I-I just needed someone who knew the script.

Patch

But you... You said that you'd help us.

Thunderbolt

Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it-it's make-believe! It's not real.

Patch

YOU PROMISED! [starts to cry]

Thunderbolt

Patch. I just-

Patch

You lied.

Thunderbolt

I'm sorry. All right? [Patch continues crying] I'm not a real wonder dog. I just acted like one once.

Thunderbolt

You know, they're right, kid. Me, I'm just an actor. But you... you are a real, one-of-a-kind wonder dog.

Hey, lads, they're over 'ere! [The 101 Dalmatians pose for a picture, with Thunderbolt front and center with Patch sitting on his head] Say, "spots!" [takes the picture]

Lil' Lightning: [Last lines as he's being dragged away by two police dogs] No, no, fellas. I'm not with them! I was trying to help Thunderbolt. Honest! That's what I do. I'm a sidekick. We're a team! Come on, fellas! Come on! Don't you watch TV?!

Thunderbolt

Now who's the pathetic ham actor?