10 Things I Hate About You quotes

70 total quotes

Bianca Stratford
Cameron James
Kat Stratford

Michael
Multiple Characters
Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford

View Quote [After she punches Joey in the face] That's for making my date bleed! — [Punches him again] That's for my sister! — [Knees him in the crotch] And that's for me!

View Quote I dazzled him with my ...wits.

View Quote Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.

View Quote I need aqua!

View Quote Do you even know my name, screwboy?

View Quote Walter Stratford: Shoulda used the window.
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?!?!
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.

View Quote It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

View Quote Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

View Quote My insurance doesn't cover PMS!

View Quote What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

View Quote Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

View Quote The shit hath hiteth the fan... eth.

View Quote Kat: I just need to lie down somewhere
Patrick: Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
Kat: Sleep is good
Patrick: Yeah. Not if you have a concussion.

View Quote Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Patrick: Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

View Quote Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?