10 Things I Hate About You quotes

70 total quotes

Bianca Stratford
Cameron James
Kat Stratford

Michael
Multiple Characters
Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford

View Quote I burn! I pine! I perish!

View Quote [After she punches Joey in the face] That's for making my date bleed! — [Punches him again] That's for my sister! — [Knees him in the crotch] And that's for me!

View Quote I dazzled him with my ...wits.

View Quote Do you even know my name, screwboy?

View Quote I need aqua!

View Quote Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

View Quote The shit hath hiteth the fan... eth.

View Quote Walter Stratford: Shoulda used the window.
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?!?!
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.

View Quote Kat: I just need to lie down somewhere
Patrick: Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
Kat: Sleep is good
Patrick: Yeah. Not if you have a concussion.

View Quote It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

View Quote Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

View Quote Walter Stratford: Bianca still lets me play a few innings, you had me on the bench for years. And when you go to Sarah Lawrence I won't even be able to watch the game.
Kat: (incredulously) When I go?
Walter Stratford: Oh God, don't tell me you changed your mind...I already sent them a check.
(The hug)

View Quote What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

View Quote My insurance doesn't cover PMS!

View Quote Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Patrick: Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.