Patrick
None of that stuff is true.
Kat
State trooper?
Patrick
Fallacy. Uh, Dead guy in the parking lot?
Kat
Rumor. The Duck?
Patrick
Hearsay. Bobby Ridgeway's balls?
Kat
Fact. But he deserved it. He tried to grope me in the lunch line.
Patrick
Fair enough.
Kat
The accent?
Patrick
It's real. I lived in Australia until I was 10.
Kat
With the Pygmies?
Patrick
Close. With my mom.
Kat
Where were you last year? I know the porn career's a lie.
Patrick
Do you?
[Both laugh]
