[About the Prom]

Who would go to that antiquated mating ritual?

I would! But I don't have a date!

Do you really want to get all dressed up so some Drakkar Noir wearing Dexter with a boner can feel you up, all while you're forced to listen to a band that, by definition, blows?

All right, all right, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway.

You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective! We're making a statement!

[Mockingly]

Oh goody! Something new and different for us!