Madea It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to.
Most-quoted role: Madea in Madea: Family Reunion (2006), 11 quotes
Movies Madea Madea Lil' girl, if you don't stop POPPIN' THAT GUM-!
Madea I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I wonder what i'm going for today?
Cyrus [to Felix]
You had it right as well. It is a birthday party. Literally. It's the day of his birth.
Cyrus Hide, quickly.
Cyrus Okay, that was sinister.
Tanner Bolt I swear, you two are the most **** up people I've ever known and I specialize in **** up!
Tanner Bolt Elvis is in Missouri!
Tanner Bolt I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say.
A trained monkey?
Tanner Bolt A monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection.