Rarity
Well! Look what the cat dragged in! Himself!
Rarity
I hate epic adventures!
Rarity
You know what they say: where there's a city, there's a spa!
Rarity ...And that's when she looked down and realized she was wearing purple socks with a burgundy dress! [screaming] Purple and burgundy, darlings! The same color family! [screaming]
Students
[murmuring]
Uh... that was a terrifying story.
Third time is a charm. Or is it fifth? I've lost track.
Rarity All that matters is that the runway is finished.
I think you mean the "dock"?
Rarity Oh, to-mah-to, tomato.
Let's celebrate!
Rarity [squeals, faints]
Rarity If we were going to the moon, I'd insist she packed an evening gown. One never knows, darling.
Lemme just get changed.
The Equestria Girls
Midnight Sparkle?!
How is this possible? Sunset Shimmer helped me defeat you at the Friendship Games!
Midnight Sparkle
You and your friends can never truly defeat me! [maniacal laughter]
Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash
[scream]
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
[scream]
Spike and Sunset Shimmer
[scream]
Midnight Sparkle
Midnight Sparkle's a part of you! I'll always be there waiting in the darkest shadows of your mind! I'LL BE BACK, TWILIGHT! And this time, I won't stop until I have all the magic!
NO! STOP!
Spike
Twilight, wake up!
We can't stop, silly! We're not there yet!
Hey, are you okay?
Heh. I'm fine.
We are gonna have so much fun! We're gonna roast marshmallows and eat marshmallows and sleep on marshmallow pillows!
Yeah, probably not gonna do that.
Maybe you're not.
[Before the Rainbooms perform in the first round of the Battle of the Bands]
Where’s Rarity?
Rarity Woo! Here, I’m here!
Rarity [Rarity enters wearing a rather flashy outfit]
We will be performing in front of an audience! I’m not going to wear something fabulous?? Hmph!
[Applejack groans and facepalms; the others roll their eyes except Twilight, who hangs her head.]
(The Rainbooms are trapped under the amphitheater stage)
Give it up, Rainbow Dash. You’ve been tryin’ at this for hours, it’s not gonna open.
Twilight Sparkle
Maybe it doesn’t even matter that we’re trapped down here. I don’t think the counter-spell would’ve worked anyway.
’Course it woulda worked, Twilight. (To Rainbow) Assumin’ a certain band member didn’t try to hog the spotlight the whole time we were tryin’ to play it!
Hey! If you want to tell Twilight she’s getting a little too caught up trying to be the new leader of this band, you don’t have to be all cryptic about it.
Rarity She was talking about you, Rainbow Dash!
Me? I’m just trying to make sure my band rocks as hard as it needs to.
All sans Twilight and Sunset
OUR BAND!
Twilight Sparkle
But why wasn’t it working? I should know what to do! How can I not know what to do? How can I have failed like this?
It might have been your idea to start a band, but it’s not just your band, Rainbow Dash!
I’m the one who writes all the songs!
Fluttershy I write songs, you just never let us play any of them!
Rarity I had the most perfect outfits for us to wear!
Again with the costumes! No one cares what we’re wearin’!
Rarity I care, Applejack! So sorry if I enjoy trying to make a creative contribution to the band!
Hey! Anybody here remember fun?! I’ll give you a hint: IT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEING IN THE RAINBOOMS!!!
I WISH I’D NEVER ASKED ANY OF YOU TO BE IN MY BAND!!!
Rarity I WISH I’D NEVER AGREED TO BE IN IT!!!
Applejack and Fluttershy
ME NEITHER!!!!!!
(They start to argue, and their negative energy wafts upward.)
Principal Celestia This is a wonderful opportunity to raise money for all our after-school programs here at CHS. So keep working on those signs and posters. I think it's going to be one of the most exciting events we've had at CHS since the Fall Formal.
You! The chaotic invasion of the Fall Formal went perfectly.
Yeah! You’re the popular queen of the hour!
The Fall Formal?....
[Flashback, people screaming as Sunset Shimmer, in demon form, destroys the school, then the scene cuts to Sunset attacking Twilight Sparkle in their last fight]
Oh... Yeah! I actually did became the Fall Formal princess in default and got away with it, so that's why the whole school is cheering for me! Yeah! [chuckles] I... I did that!
Rarity Oh, please. You could've done it without everyone that you've shown them what you're made of.
And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army!
Right.... [in a quiet voice] What would I ever do without them......