Allison Williams movie quotes

View Quote [Commercial voice-over] With Megan around, she'll take care of the little things, so you can spend more time doing the things that matter. [Sits on the couch with her laptop and watches TV]

View Quote Megan, look at this pen. [Pokes her in the neck and switches her off]

View Quote M3gan, turn off.

View Quote [To Chris] You were one of my favorites.

View Quote Jeremy Armitage: Yo man, where are you going? The party is just starting.
Chris Washington: I'm just putting the bags in the car, man.
Missy Armitage: Would anyone like tea?
Chris Washington: No I'm good. We're leaving, actually.
Missy Armitage: Really? Why? Is there something wrong?
[Chris looks at Rose]
Rose Armitage: His dog got really sick, so he has to be at the vet first thing in the morning.
Chris Washington: Sorry.
Missy Armitage: How terrible.
Chris Washington: Rose, the keys.
Rose Armitage: I'm looking.
Dean Armitage: What is your purpose, Chris?
Chris Washington: What?
Dean Armitage: In life. What is your purpose?
Chris Washington: Right now it's finding those keys.
Dean Armitage: Fire. It is a reflection of our own mortality. We are born, we breathe and then we die.
Rose Armitage: I'm looking.
Dean Armitage: Even the sun will die someday. But we are divine. We are the gods trapped in cocoons.
Rose Armitage: [digging in her purse] I don't know where they are.
Chris Washington: Rose, give me those keys. Give me those keys! Rose, now, now! The keys!
[Jeremy swings a lacrosse stick at Chris, who pushes him away]
Jeremy Armitage: Whoa be careful bro.
Chris Washington: What the ****?
Jeremy Armitage: I didn't do anything.
Chris Washington: What the **** is going on? Where are those keys, Rose?
[long pause]
Rose Armitage: [holds up the keys] You know I can't give you the keys, right babe?

View Quote Chris Washington: [about Rose's parents] Do they know... Do they know I'm black?
Rose Armitage: No. Should they?
Chris Washington: It seems like...something you might want to, you know...mention.
Rose Armitage: "Mom and Dad, my uh, my black boyfriend will be coming up this weekend, and I just don't want you to be shocked because he's a blackman." Black...
Chris Washington: You said I was the first black guy you ever dated?
Rose Armitage: Yeah, so what?
Chris Washington: Yeah, so this is uncharted territory for them. You know I don't want to be chased off the lawn with a shotgun.
Rose Armitage: You're not going to. First of all, my dad would have voted for Obama a third time if he could have. Like, the love is so real. I'm only telling you that because he is definitely going to want to talk to you about that, and it will definitely **** suck. But that's because he's a lame dad more than anything else. They are not racist. I would have told you. I wouldn't be bringing you home to them. Think about that for just two seconds.
Chris Washington: I'm thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah good.

View Quote You threatened to rip out my tongue and put me in a wheelchair.

View Quote You know, if you'd been paying any attention, you'd realize she's not like me at all. She's stronger than I ever could be. In fact, you could say she's Hard to Kill. What I mean is, if I were to make an executive decision, it would be that no one is above the law. Cady, come on!