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You is talking loco and I like it!
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[Talking about the files] They're in the computer?
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We've got thirty years worth of files, right here in this computer, they're gonna bring you down!! [Throws the computer off the balcony, still thinking that the files are _in_ the computer.] [After the computer smashed up on the ground:] Where'd all the files go?
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I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!
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Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.
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I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.
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Deal with that!
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I think we should all get naked.
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Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.
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Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?
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Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
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Billy Zane:It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.
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David Bowie: [a judge is needed for the "walk-off"] If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.