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Hansel quotes

[to Derek] I friggin' worship you, man.

I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Taste my pain, bitch!

That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!

What's the dealio, yo?

You is talking loco and I like it!

[Talking about the files] They're in the computer?

We've got thirty years worth of files, right here in this computer, they're gonna bring you down!! [Throws the computer off the balcony, still thinking that the files are _in_ the computer.] [After the computer smashed up on the ground:] Where'd all the files go?

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.

Deal with that!

I think we should all get naked.

Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.

Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.

Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?

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