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Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters




View Quote Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.
View Quote A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
View Quote Shut your hole Zane!
View Quote Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
View Quote As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
View Quote I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
View Quote [...] I'm a hot little potato right now!
View Quote It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
View Quote They're break-dance fighting.
View Quote You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
View Quote [to Derek] I friggin' worship you, man.
View Quote I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
View Quote Taste my pain, bitch!
View Quote That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!
View Quote What's the dealio, yo?