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View Quote Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?

View Quote "Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!

View Quote That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

View Quote Do you have a bra to match this? Preferably something leather, rubber or barbwire?

View Quote You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.

View Quote If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

View Quote A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!

View Quote Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

View Quote Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!

View Quote She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!

View Quote Chet?! OH, SHIT!

View Quote Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!

View Quote So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?

View Quote They're gonna shit eggrolls.

View Quote If my room's okay, I won't kill him. I-I'll just hurt him real bad.