Weird Science

Weird Science quotes

62 total quotes (ID: 625)


"Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...

Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!

Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?

Forget it, I'll drive. Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS!

Chet?! OH, SHIT!

That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!

You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.

Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!

If you get the chance, shower with them. I did. It's a mind-scramble!

You spit in this?

I want you to like me for who I am.