Weird Science quotes

62 total quotes

Chet
Gary
Lisa
Wyatt

View Quote Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

View Quote Chet. My name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.

View Quote He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.

View Quote Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.

View Quote How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

View Quote Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!

View Quote Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?

View Quote Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.

View Quote For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!

View Quote [Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.

View Quote Do you know how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

View Quote Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.

View Quote Forget it, I'll drive. Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS!

View Quote [Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Wyatt: Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: It's ceremonial.

View Quote Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...