Chet quotes

Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.

Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!

If my room's okay, I won't kill him. I-I'll just hurt him real bad.

Chet. My name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.

Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.

Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!

Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family matter.

You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.

How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

He pukes, you die.

You're dead meat, pilgrim.

This isn't funny, you stupid bitch!

You spit in this?

[Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.

Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?

[Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Wyatt: Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: It's ceremonial.

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