Gary quotes

That's not a bad idea. Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein...except cuter.

Let me set it straight: No one is as uptight as you, okay? No one. Even your middle name is tense; Wyatt "Tense-Up" Donnelly.

She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!

Forget it, I'll drive. Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS!

Hey, let's go to another party, man!

I want you to like me for who I am.

Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?

They're gonna shit eggrolls.

Okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.

We have to fill this thing up with data. I want her to live, I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.

That's Wyatt's brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole.

He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.

Chet?! OH, SHIT!

Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!

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