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View Quote That's not a bad idea. Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein...except cuter.
View Quote Let me set it straight: No one is as uptight as you, okay? No one. Even your middle name is tense; Wyatt "Tense-Up" Donnelly.
View Quote She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!
View Quote Forget it, I'll drive. Gimme the keys! GIMME THE KEYS!
View Quote Hey, let's go to another party, man!
View Quote I want you to like me for who I am.
View Quote Why are you ruining the fantasy? We know the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?
View Quote They're gonna shit eggrolls.
View Quote Okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
View Quote We have to fill this thing up with data. I want her to live, I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
View Quote That's Wyatt's brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole.
View Quote He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.
View Quote Chet?! OH, SHIT!
View Quote Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.
View Quote Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...
View Quote Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!
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