Weird Science quotes
62 total quotes (ID: 625)Chet
Gary
Lisa
Wyatt
"Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!
Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?
Wyatt: Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?
[Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.
[Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Wyatt: Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: It's ceremonial.
Wyatt: Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: It's ceremonial.
A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!
Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!
Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!
Chet. My name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.
Chet?! OH, SHIT!
Do you have a bra to match this? Preferably something leather, rubber or barbwire?
Do you know how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.
Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.
Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.
For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!