Weird Science quotes

62 total quotes

Chet
Gary
Lisa
Wyatt

View Quote "Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!

View Quote Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah, we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess? Look, just give her a brain, okay?

View Quote [Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.

View Quote [Gary is mumbling some incomprehensible gibberish over the doll that will become Lisa.]
Wyatt: Gary...? By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: It's ceremonial.

View Quote A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!

View Quote Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!

View Quote Cheer up or I'll blow your face off!

View Quote Chet. My name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey.

View Quote Chet?! OH, SHIT!

View Quote Do you have a bra to match this? Preferably something leather, rubber or barbwire?

View Quote Do you know how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

View Quote Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.

View Quote Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.

View Quote Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.

View Quote For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!