Wayne's World quotes

80 total quotes

Garth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

View Quote I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

View Quote Wayne: It's Heather Locklear, there is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Both: Schwiiiiiiing (in a quite high pitch voice, and like singing in a gospel choir to the background music). ) She's a babe!

View Quote Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

View Quote As if!

View Quote Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)

View Quote We fear change.

View Quote Alan: Do I frighten you?
Mrs. Vanderhoff: No.
Alan: Do you want me to?

View Quote Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

View Quote Russel: It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cues.
Wayne Campbell: Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job...

View Quote Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne Campbell: Interesting.

View Quote (To scary ex-girlfriend before opening her "anniversary" gift) If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

View Quote Wayne Campbell: Car!
Garth Algar: Car!
car drives past
Wayne Campbell: Game On!
Garth Algar: Game On!

View Quote Not!

View Quote Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

View Quote I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...