Wayne's World quotes

80 total quotes

Garth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

View Quote I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant.Shyeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh, hold on! Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

View Quote (speaking to the camera) What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my best friend, I lost my girl. I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on, and you know what really pisses me off — [camera pans away] Wait, no, come on back.. OK, things aren't as bad as they seem... I'll figure somethin' out, OK?

View Quote (speaking to the camera) I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

View Quote [Wayne wants help in a music store.]
Wayne: I know — I'll use the "May I help you?" riff (plays obnoxious guitar solo)
Clerk: May I help you?
...
[Garth plays an astonishing drum solo in the music store.]
Guy: You are, like... amazing... dude.
Garth: Thanks. I...like to play. (taps cymbal lightly)

View Quote Garth Algar: Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.
Wayne Campbell: Okay, how about, F: you're a gimp.

View Quote Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

View Quote (as policeman approaches) Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

View Quote You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

View Quote Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

View Quote (on seeing Cassandra for the first time) She will be mine. Oh, yes — she will be mine.

View Quote (ordering chinese take-out) I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".

View Quote Schwing! (sometimes "Scha-wing!") (In Wayne's world 2, Wayne and Garth see Heather Locklear.

View Quote No way. Way!

View Quote Benjamin Caine: First, let me get this out of the way: I'm a big fan.
Garth Algar: You are?
Benjamin: The way I see it, your show is capable of so much more.
Garth: Well, we'll try harder, okay? Just give us a second chance. Just don't go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.

View Quote If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln