Wayne's World quotes
80 total quotesGarth Algar
Mikita's manager, Glen
Wayne Campbell
Wayne & Garth catch-phrases
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Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
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It's sucking my will to live!
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Benjamin Kane: He's in.
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Zang! ("Excellent" in Cantonese)
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I'm having a good time... not.
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Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew...spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)
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Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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We're not worthy!!! (When talking to Alice Cooper)
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Benjamin Kane: We'll be in touch.
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Wayne, it's never going to happen, live in the now!
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Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.
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In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.
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Hey Garth — that was a haiku.
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[to camera] I don't really have anything to say- HEY What's that? [Camera looks, turns back to Garth, who is walking away quickly]