Toy Story

Toy Story quotes

49 total quotes (ID: 589)

Buzz Lightyear
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Woody's pullstring quotes

Rex: Hey guys, RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this was no accident!
Rex: What?
Bo-Peep: What are you saying?
Mr. Potato Head: I'm saying that "Humpty Dumpty" was Woody!
Bo-Peep: What?!
Woody: Oh, come on now, you don't think I really meant to kill Buzz, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, backstabbing murderer!

[Sid's little sister Hannah is playing tea party with a dressed up Buzz]
Buzz: [through voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!
Hannah: Really? That is so-o-o-o-o interesting. Would you like some more tea, Mrs. Nesbitt? It's so nice you could join us on such late notice. What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y! Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, but I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!

Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [plucks off his moustache and tosses it aside]

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Good.
Buzz: [darkly] But we're not on my planet. Are we?
Woody: No.
[Buzz starts beating up Woody]

Woody: Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip (adhesive tape)?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!

Mr. Potato Head: How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

[after witnessing Sid blow up a toy] Buzz: I could've stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.

[Woody and Buzz are attached to a rocket that is about to explode]
Woody: Aaaagh! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today!
[Buzz opens his wings, freeing himself and Woody from the rocket before it blows to pieces; they begin to glide through the air]
Woody: Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying! This is falling, with style!
Woody: To infinity and beyond!

Woody: Hey guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no-no-no-no. Buzz, look! An Alien!
Buzz: Where?!
Woody: [slaps knees and laughs breathlessly]

Rex: [drops down in front of Woody] Ro-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!!!
Woody: [distracted] How you doing, Rex?
Rex: [desperate] Were you scared? Tell me honestly!
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

There's a snake in my boot!

Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

Rex: [about Sid] I thought he was at summer camp?
Hamm: They must have kicked him out early this year.