Toy Story quotes

49 total quotes

Buzz Lightyear
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View Quote Mr. Potato Head: [Mr. Potato Head has put his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reflects a famous Picasso work] Hey Hamm, look at me! I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

View Quote Years of academy training, wasted!

View Quote Woody: Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip (adhesive tape)?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!

View Quote Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

View Quote Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y! Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, but I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present.

View Quote [Woody and Buzz are attached to a rocket that is about to explode]
Woody: Aaaagh! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today!
[Buzz opens his wings, freeing himself and Woody from the rocket before it blows to pieces; they begin to glide through the air]
Woody: Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying! This is falling, with style!
Woody: To infinity and beyond!

View Quote Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [plucks off his moustache and tosses it aside]

View Quote Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

View Quote Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Good.
Buzz: [darkly] But we're not on my planet. Are we?
Woody: No.
[Buzz starts beating up Woody]

View Quote [after witnessing Sid blow up a toy] Buzz: I could've stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.

View Quote Woody: Hey who's got my hat?
Shark: [wearing Woody's hat] Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody: [laughing sarcastically] A-ha...A-ha...Gimme that!

View Quote Rex: [drops down in front of Woody] Ro-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!!!
Woody: [distracted] How you doing, Rex?
Rex: [desperate] Were you scared? Tell me honestly!
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

View Quote (screaming at Buzz) You are a toy-y-y-y!!

View Quote Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.