Toy Story quotes

49 total quotes

Buzz Lightyear
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View Quote There's a snake in my boot!

View Quote Rex: [about Sid] I thought he was at summer camp?
Hamm: They must have kicked him out early this year.

View Quote Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. We'd all like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're welcome.

View Quote [watching guests arrive for Andy's party with presents] Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm: For crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot!
Rex: They're getting bigger!
Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[girl turns round, revealing the full length of the box she's carrying; the toys scream]

View Quote [Listening to the baby monitor to track Andy's Christmas presents]
Woody: [teasing] Buzz, you're not worried, are you?
Buzz: No, no, no. [pause] Are you?
Woody: [jovially] Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
[the sound of barking is suddenly heard over the baby monitor]
Andy: Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz exchange nervous smiles]

View Quote This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

View Quote Reach for the skyyyy!

View Quote It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!

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View Quote Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

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View Quote Literary works

View Quote [on Buzz's supposed flight] That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!

View Quote Okay, Mr Lightbeer, be my guest.

View Quote This can not be happening to me!