Toy Story quotes

View Quote [Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls] Woody: Buzz? Are you okay?
Buzz: ['drunk' and tormented] Gone! It's all gone. All of it's gone! Bye-bye! Whoo! See ya!
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister. [the headless dolls wave]
Woody: Don't you get it?! You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbitt!!
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz! [opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with the detached arm, then closes the helmet]
Buzz: [calmly] You're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this. [breaks down again] Oh, I'm a sham!

View Quote [Woody is trapped in a box in Sid's room, whilst Buzz is strapped to a rocket]
Woody: Hey Buzz, get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me! [Buzz looks away, depressed] Oh, come on Buzz, I... I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: [pitiful] I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Sure you can, Buzz, you can get me outta here. And then I'll get that rocket off you, and we can make a break for Andy's house!
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody: Buzz, you've had a big fall, you're must not be thinking clearly...
Buzz: No Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger, I'm just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy.
Woody: Whoa, wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a "Space Ranger."
Buzz: Yeah, right.
Woody: No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy.
Buzz: But why would Andy want me?
Woody: [incredulous] Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up its moving parts just to be you! You've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that, that whoosh thing! You are a cool toy! As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I do is... [yanks his pullstring] Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

View Quote Hamm: So where are you from, Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz: Well no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
[long pause]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.

View Quote [Sid is about to light the rocket Buzz is attached to]
Woody: [through voice box, without having his string pulled] Reach for the sky-y-y-y-y!
Sid: [walking over to investigate] Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid: What?
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
Sid: It's busted.
Woody: [through voice box] Who are you calling busted, buster?
[Sid reacts, disturbed]
Woody: That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips. We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or ripped apart.
Sid: "We"?
Woody: That's right, your toys.
[all the mutant toys come to life and surround Sid, who is terrified]
Woody: From now on you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [spinning his head around] We toys can see e-e-e-every-y-ythi-i-i-ing. [comes to life] So play nice.
[Sid runs away, screaming in terror]

View Quote [Buzz deploys his wings] Hamm: Wow, Impressive wingspan! Very nice.
Woody: Oh, what? Wha-a-a-a-t? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No you can't.
Buzz: Uh, yes I can.
Woody: You can't!
Buzz: Can!
Woody: [poking Buzz's helmet] Can't, can't, ca-a-a-n't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.

View Quote [Buzz is muttering things into his "mission log"]
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Woody: Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talking about?!
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!
[long pause; Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded]
Woody: [exploding with rage] You...are...a...toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well good riddance, ya loony!

View Quote To infinity and beyond!

View Quote Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
Squeaky Aliens: [pointing up] The Claw!
1st Alien: The Claw is our master.
2nd Ailen: The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.

View Quote How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

View Quote Woody: Hey guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no-no-no-no. Buzz, look! An Alien!
Buzz: Where?!
Woody: [slaps knees and laughs breathlessly]

View Quote Don't you get it?! [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbitt!

View Quote (insanely) Gone! It's all gone! All of it's gone! Bye-bye! Whoo! See ya!

View Quote Rex: Hey guys, RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this was no accident!
Rex: What?
Bo-Peep: What are you saying?
Mr. Potato Head: I'm saying that "Humpty Dumpty" was pushed...by Woody!
Bo-Peep: What?!
Woody: Oh, come on now, you don't think I really meant to kill Buzz, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, backstabbing murderer!

View Quote [Sid's little sister Hannah is playing tea party with a dressed up Buzz]
Buzz: [through voice-box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!
Hannah: Really? That is so-o-o-o-o interesting. Would you like some more tea, Mrs. Nesbitt? It's so nice you could join us on such late notice. What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.

View Quote (weeping) But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but the hat...