Swingers

Swingers quotes

82 total quotes (ID: 719)

Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker


I got an agent who specializes in magicians.


Yo, Double Down, what time are we leaving?

That's my hog, right there.

That's not gonna be good enough. I want to make plans to see you.

've been here for six months; all 've got to show for it is black lung.

How about if I wait six weeks? Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and just happened to run into her number, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we ****ed. T, would that be the money?

Um... a malt Glen Gari for me and my friend here. And, if you tell the bartender to go extra easy on the water, then this fifty cent piece has your name on it.

Alright, fine, 'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.

There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.

Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.

They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, do you dig that?