Swingers quotes

82 total quotes

Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker

View Quote I got an agent who specializes in magicians.

View Quote Yo, Double Down, what time are we leaving?

View Quote That's my hog, right there.

View Quote That's not gonna be good enough. I want to make plans to see you.

View Quote 've been here for six months; all 've got to show for it is black lung.

View Quote How about if I wait six weeks? Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and just happened to run into her number, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we ****ed. T, would that be the money?

View Quote Um... a malt Glen Gari for me and my friend here. And, if you tell the bartender to go extra easy on the water, then this fifty cent piece has your name on it.

View Quote Alright, fine, 'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?

View Quote I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

View Quote All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.

View Quote There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

View Quote You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

View Quote Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.

View Quote Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.

View Quote They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, do you dig that?