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Eat, eat, you ****ing jackals!

Well, we're not in Kansas anymore.

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know?

I took out $300, but 'm only betting with $100. I can't afford any more than that, all right? Now, I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will comp us lots of free shit. That's how it works over there.

'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course.

That was so ****ing money. That was like the Jedi mind shit.

Like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. It's like 'm trying to show off to her. I may as well have said 'let me jump your ignorant bones'.

This is Trent; we call him 'Double Down'.

You tell a chick you been some place: it's like braggin' that you know how to find it.

A Cavalier. It's red. It's a red Cavalier.

God bless you guys.

Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.

I got an agent who specializes in magicians.

Yo, Double Down, what time are we leaving?

That's my hog, right there.

That's not gonna be good enough. I want to make plans to see you.

've been here for six months; all 've got to show for it is black lung.

How about if I wait six weeks? Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and just happened to run into her number, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we ****ed. T, would that be the money?

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