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Um... a malt Glen Gari for me and my friend here. And, if you tell the bartender to go extra easy on the water, then this fifty cent piece has your name on it.

Alright, fine, 'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know. The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.

There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.

You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

Listen to me baby, there's going to be beautiful babies there.

Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.

They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, do you dig that?

Vegas, baby. Vegas.

Excuse me darling. I'm sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.

I don't know what it was, it was...a...drugs are bad, Jenny eat something, whatever. It's an After School special.

Michael, is he clean?

If you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

You ready, Hip Hop?

You watchin', New Kids on the Block?

God bless him. God bless that kid!

There she is, the wonderful lady. Personality plus! Nothing but smiles for me whenever I come in here.

'm not even hungry; I couldn't touch it. [Hands plate to guy at next table]

I'm the asshole? I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.

Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

I could have been out with Sue one night drinkin' somewhere and told her I was a racecar driver.

So, you called her up, right, didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? Mike...Mike...

It's so ****ing on!

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