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Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker




View Quote 'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course.
View Quote Mike: Now the trick is, we gotta look like we don't need this shit, and then they give us the shit for free.
Trent: Right, right, right. Well you know I think you look great, man, and I think I'm looking like the money, like the bomb, right?
Mike: See that, that there table, thats where we make our scene.
Trent: You think that they'd notice me and you?
Mike: Ahh, they're going to notice me and you, because they're watching.
View Quote Mike: You shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the ****ing loser. I'm the one who should be sorry.
Trent: Baby don't talk that way.
Mike: Can we just go, please, can we go?
Trent: Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
Mike: I want to leave.
Trent: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.
View Quote Answering Machine: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Mike: Great. That's great advice. Thanks a lot, okay. Bye.
Answering Machine: Life, after all...
Mike: Please, y- 'm tryin' to make a phone call.
Answering Machine: Are you calling her?
Mike: No, would you stop. 'm- please.
View Quote Eat, eat, you ****ing jackals!
View Quote Well, we're not in Kansas anymore.
View Quote Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know?
View Quote I took out $300, but 'm only betting with $100. I can't afford any more than that, all right? Now, I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will comp us lots of free shit. That's how it works over there.
View Quote That was so ****ing money. That was like the Jedi mind shit.
View Quote Like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. It's like 'm trying to show off to her. I may as well have said 'let me jump your ignorant bones'.
View Quote This is Trent; we call him 'Double Down'.
View Quote You tell a chick you been some place: it's like braggin' that you know how to find it.
View Quote A Cavalier. It's red. It's a red Cavalier.
View Quote God bless you guys.
View Quote Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.