Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast

Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth

View Quote Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!

View Quote It's in! Oh my God, it's in!

View Quote Fogel: I got a boner!
Nicola: Ha ha good. Do you have a condom?
Fogel: Yes...and lube!

View Quote Have you ever stared into his eyes? It's like the first time I heard the Beatles.

View Quote I got a booner!

View Quote Actor Role Jonah Hill Seth Michael Cera Evan Christopher Mintz-Plasse Fogell Bill Hader Officer Slater Seth Rogen Officer Michaels Martha MacIsaac Becca Kevin Corrigan Mark Joe Lo Truglio Frankie

View Quote Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.

View Quote Samesies.

View Quote I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. It's green beer... for your information...

View Quote Jules: Seth, are you crying?
Seth: No I just have something in both my eyes...

View Quote Fogel: Wait for me Nicola! Wait for me on the outside!
Nicola: We were gonna go to Hawaii...

View Quote These girls are 18 years old, they're not dried up old ladies, they're good to go!

View Quote Fogell: Can I hold your gun?
Officer Slater: [Pauses for a moment] ...Yeah, sure, I don't see why not.
Officer Michaels: I think everyone should hold a gun at least twice.

View Quote McLovin: What's it like to have guns?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two ****s... if one of your ****s could kill someone!

View Quote Hey. I'm not a piece of meat.