Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.

View Quote Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady: I will. Enjoy ****ing Jules!
Seth: I will!

View Quote Hell yeah, we should get some road beers!

View Quote Gym Teacher: Seth, get off the field
Seth: [kicks ball into the stands] GOAL!
Gym Teacher: You're getting that!
Seth: No, I'm not!

View Quote Spread your shit!

View Quote Shall we get road beers? Yeah? Can I have thirteen beers to go please.

View Quote Shut the **** up, ****ell!

View Quote You used my leg as a tampon!

View Quote See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.

View Quote I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

View Quote Boop.

View Quote You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!

View Quote Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...

View Quote It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.

View Quote Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!