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View Quote It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.
View Quote I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.
View Quote The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".
View Quote Holy shit they busted Fogell...
View Quote Samesies.
View Quote Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
View Quote Yeah well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick.
View Quote Should I run?
View Quote Dicks.. like a man dick?
View Quote Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.
View Quote One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?
View Quote You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
View Quote Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...
View Quote To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...
View Quote You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.
View Quote Why am I even playing this if I can't beat it?
View Quote Hey. I'm not a piece of meat.
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