Superbad quotes
112 total quotesOfficer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth
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Break yo'self, FOOL!
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I am McLovin!
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Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?
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It's not the going with the ladies that concerns me; it's the ****ming.
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[After parking in staff parking lot] Quit being such a vagi! **** it, I'm about to graduate. They should be suckin' on my ballsack. That's the least they can do for stealing 3 years of my life.
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Muhammad is the most common name on Earth! Read a ****ing book!
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Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, alright?
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[Breaking up the party]
Slater: Oh no, it's the cops!
Michaels: Get the hell outta here right now...
Slater: Get outta here pal she's not interested...
Michaels: Drop the crantini and move it, sister...
Slater: See ya sugar tits!
Slater: Oh no, it's the cops!
Michaels: Get the hell outta here right now...
Slater: Get outta here pal she's not interested...
Michaels: Drop the crantini and move it, sister...
Slater: See ya sugar tits!
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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at ****ing pussy!
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To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...
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Booya, motha****as.
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By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!
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Officer Slater: Alright now guys, check this out... probably the greatest move in donut-spinning history, you paying attention? Behold the upward spiraling pigtail!
Officer Michaels: Why is it called that?
Officer Slater: I don't know!
Officer Michaels: Make the badge proud, Slater! [to Fogell] He's not usually this drunk when he does this, but I think that could make it more cool.
Officer Michaels: Why is it called that?
Officer Slater: I don't know!
Officer Michaels: Make the badge proud, Slater! [to Fogell] He's not usually this drunk when he does this, but I think that could make it more cool.