Superbad quotes

112 total quotes (ID: 561)

Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater

You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.

Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace(sic) me.

No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.

Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

I had a general outline...I was gonna go down on her for like five hours. She'd love that. She'd be smitten by that.

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

Gangstas what's up guys!

The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".

Becca: You have such a smooth ****!
Evan: Yeah, you would too... if you were a man.

To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...

Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!

Becca: Mmmm, I'm so wet!
Evan: Yeah... they told us that would happen in health class...

Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?

McLovin: What's it like to have guns?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two ****s... if one of your ****s could kill someone!