Superbad

Superbad quotes

112 total quotes (ID: 561)

Evan
Fogell
Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth


Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace(sic) me.


They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!

Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!

Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

So this one day I was finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...

Becca: You have such a smooth ****!
Evan: Yeah, you would too... if you were a man.

Becca: Mmmm, I'm so wet!
Evan: Yeah... they told us that would happen in health class...

Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?

No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.

To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...

Gangstas what's up guys!

McLovin: What's it like to have guns?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two ****s... if one of your ****s could kill someone!

Officer Slater: Alright now guys, check this out... probably the greatest move in donut-spinning history, you paying attention? Behold the upward spiraling pigtail!
Officer Michaels: Why is it called that?
Officer Slater: I don't know!
Officer Michaels: Make the badge proud, Slater! [to Fogell] He's not usually this drunk when he does this, but I think that could make it more cool.

[Breaking up the party]
Slater: Oh no, it's the cops!
Michaels: Get the hell outta here right now...
Slater: Get outta here pal she's not interested...
Michaels: Drop the crantini and move it, sister...
Slater: See ya sugar tits!