Superbad quotes

112 total quotes (ID: 561)

Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater

Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace(sic) me.

So this one day I was finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...

I had a general outline...I was gonna go down on her for like five hours. She'd love that. She'd be smitten by that.

Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.

Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

Becca: You have such a smooth ****!
Evan: Yeah, you would too... if you were a man.

Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!

Becca: Mmmm, I'm so wet!
Evan: Yeah... they told us that would happen in health class...

To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...

Gangstas what's up guys!

Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?

McLovin: What's it like to have guns?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two ****s... if one of your ****s could kill someone!

Officer Slater: Alright now guys, check this out... probably the greatest move in donut-spinning history, you paying attention? Behold the upward spiraling pigtail!
Officer Michaels: Why is it called that?
Officer Slater: I don't know!
Officer Michaels: Make the badge proud, Slater! [to Fogell] He's not usually this drunk when he does this, but I think that could make it more cool.

It's 10:33... here.