Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote [Looking at an adult magazine]
Seth: Oh **** me...
Evan: Look at those nipples...
Seth: They look like little baby toes.
Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Seth: Y'know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome! I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

View Quote Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

View Quote No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.

View Quote Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

View Quote [after getting period blood on his pants and seeing it on the girl's fiance] Hey, we're blood brothers!

View Quote Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!

View Quote [Out of breath] That kid's a freak! He's a freak, he's the fastest kid alive!

View Quote Gangstas what's up guys!

View Quote Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

View Quote I had a general outline...I was gonna go down on her for like five hours. She'd love that. She'd be smitten by that.

View Quote You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.

View Quote Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace(sic) me.

View Quote The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".

View Quote It's 10:33... here.

View Quote Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean because you're not staff...