Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. It's green beer... for your information...

View Quote No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.

View Quote They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!

View Quote You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!

View Quote You used my leg as a tampon!

View Quote Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace(sic) me.

View Quote By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!

View Quote So this one day I was finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...

View Quote [After parking in staff parking lot] Quit being such a vagi! **** it, I'm about to graduate. They should be suckin' on my ballsack. That's the least they can do for stealing 3 years of my life.

View Quote Boop.

View Quote You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!

View Quote I joined this class, because I thought I would be working with a partner, but she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.

View Quote Yeah but they don't really show dick going in, which is a huge concern... Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?.... Not for me...

View Quote You bitched out, ****ing Judas!

View Quote She looks like she could take a dick.