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Superbad

Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth




View Quote Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.
View Quote Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
View Quote See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.
View Quote She looked at me in the eyes and said, "Seth, mama's makin' a pubie salad and I need some of Seth's Own Dressing."
View Quote [after getting period blood on his pants and seeing it on the girl's fiance] Hey, we're blood brothers!
View Quote She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.
View Quote I can't decide whether I want to subscribe to the Vag-tasic Voyage!
View Quote Seven dollars, what are you 6?
View Quote I told her what time it was!
View Quote Gangstas what's up guys!
View Quote I got a booner!
View Quote I am McLovin!
View Quote It's in! Oh my God, it's in!
View Quote Hell yeah, we should get some road beers!
View Quote Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, alright?