Superbad quotes
112 total quotesOfficer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth
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Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.
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Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
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See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.
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She looked at me in the eyes and said, "Seth, mama's makin' a pubie salad and I need some of Seth's Own Dressing."
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[after getting period blood on his pants and seeing it on the girl's fiance] Hey, we're blood brothers!
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She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.
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I can't decide whether I want to subscribe to the Vag-tasic Voyage!
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Seven dollars, what are you 6?
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I told her what time it was!
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Gangstas what's up guys!
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I got a booner!
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I am McLovin!
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It's in! Oh my God, it's in!
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Hell yeah, we should get some road beers!
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Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, alright?