Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast

View Quote Samesies.

View Quote Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.

View Quote Yeah well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick.

View Quote Should I run?

View Quote Dicks.. like a man dick?

View Quote Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.

View Quote One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?

View Quote You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

View Quote Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...

View Quote To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...

View Quote You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.

View Quote Why am I even playing this if I can't beat it?

View Quote Hey. I'm not a piece of meat.

View Quote Have you ever stared into his eyes? It's like the first time I heard the Beatles.

View Quote Shut the **** up, ****ell!