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Snatch

Snatch quotes

121 total quotes

'Cousin' Avi
Brick Top
Bullet Tooth Tony
Mickey
Multiple Characters
Turkish




View Quote Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'Course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural ****ing idiot.
View Quote [Doug sees four Jewish kids smoking outside his shop.]
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country ain't it?
Doug the Head: Well it ain't a free shop is it? So **** off.
View Quote Avi: How do we wanna get rid of him? [talking about Boris in the carboot]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
Avi: It's a little noisy, isn't it?
Bullet Tooth Tony: Do you want to stab him?
Avi: That's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
Bullet Tooth Tony:[Annoyed] Do you want to kill him or not?
Rosebud:[in the backseat, taking the blade out of his jacket] I'll cut him. I got a blade.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Yeah, that's the spirit.
View Quote Pikey kid: Thats a flash car, mister!
Tommy: No as flash as your bike though, is it?
Pikey kid: Who're you looking for?
Tommy: Mr O'neill.
Pikey kid: Do you want me to go and get him?
Tommy: That's a good lad.
[The kid still hasn't left]
Tommy: Are you gonna get him for me?
Pikey kid: Yeah.
Tommy: What are you waiting for?
Pikey kid: The five quid you gonna pay me.
Tommy: Well **** off. I'll find him meself.
Pikey kid: Two-fifty!
Tommy: You can have a quid.
Pikey kid: Well you're a real tight ****er, arentcha?
View Quote Chinese Victim of Bullet Tooth Tony: [After shooting Tony several times without him dying] I shoot you, you go down!!!
View Quote Brick Top: I've got a bare-knuckle fight in a couple of days, I wanna use the pikey.
Turkish: All right, of course.
Brick Top: Of course ****ing of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.
View Quote Various characters: I ****in' hate Pikeys.
View Quote Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You can keep the 10 large, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHER****ERS! - Well, look at him. [points to Franky Four Finger's corpse.]
View Quote Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Give me the stone.
Vinny: [pointing] It's in the case.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: What?
[takes out his earplugs]
Vinny: It's in the case!
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone.
Sol: The only man who knew the combination... you just shot.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [in russian] Ёб твою мать.(pronounced: yo tvoyu mat) (**** your mother.)
View Quote (To Avi when asked about Boris' nicknames) Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
View Quote Boris The Blade: [referring to the gun he sold Tommy] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work... you can always hit them with it.
View Quote Bullet Tooth Tony: You. Want a knife?
Avi: Me? No, not me. I wouldn't know what to do.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's a knife, for God's sake. What's you used to keep you fork company for all these years? The sharp side, the blunt side. What do you want, a lesson?
View Quote Not many people are named after a plane crash.
View Quote [After cleaning out Turkish's safe]
Brick Top: He's been quite a busy little bastard, that Turkish.
Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor.
Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.
View Quote (To Avi in a different room to him) AVI! PULL YA SOCKS UP! (starts shooting through the wall)