Mickey quotes

(For comedic effect, all of this character's lines are spoken with a thick Gypsy-Irish accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.) Ah bet ya cn' box a lit'l, can't ya sir? Aye, ya look lak a boxer.

Ya got a deadly kick fer a fat focker.

[roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.

Fook, e's a big fella.

What the fock do i want a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!

Eh Ma, Get a load of the size of this fella

D'ya like dags?

Ah, save yeh breath for coolin' yeh porridge.

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