Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes (ID: 543)

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy


Timmy Fimple: Dad, you know my birthday? I just want clothes.


Christy: You rescued me! [kissing Alan]
Alan: [pausing for a bit] Anytime.

[taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Nick Nitro: It's...only a...flesh wound, sir.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: Did...we...win? [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.

Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

Gorgonite scum.

[to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.

The Gorgonites must be free. There will be no mercy.

[hiding in a garbage dump] Don't worry, Archer. We was hiding.

[looking at the Commando Elite store] We have lost the battle. We will not lose the war.

Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.

I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!

[threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!

That haircut was so 5 minutes ago!