Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes (ID: 543)

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy


Archer: What is your name?
Alan: I'm Alan. Now shut up. I gotta do my homework.
Archer: Greetings, Alan-now-shut-up.


Timmy Fimple: Dad, you know my birthday? I just want clothes.

Christy: You rescued me! [kissing Alan]
Alan: [pausing for a bit] Anytime.

[taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[hiding in a garbage dump] Don't worry, Archer. We was hiding.

Gorgonite scum.

Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.

Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

[ringing a bell] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [yodeling while attacking Commandos]

[looking at the Commando Elite store] We have lost the battle. We will not lose the war.

Stuart: What are you packing, tiny?
Link Static: Packing? Packing you. [trapping Stuart in a giant net bag]

[riding in a toy boat] I hope we don't hit an iceburg.

[damaged severely] There will be no mer-er-er-er-mercy.

Major Chip Hazard! Reporting for duty!

We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!