Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe

Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy

View Quote Irwin Wayfair: You put munitions chips into toys?

View Quote Major Chip Hazard: Beware. There are 16 Gorgonites.
Christy: 16? Where did they 16 from?
Larry: 7 Gorgonites and 9 people.

View Quote Major Chip Hazard! Reporting for duty!

View Quote Timmy Fimple: Dad, you know my birthday? I just want clothes.

View Quote Christy: I heard your parents had to move here because you got kicked out of ten different schools?
Alan: I did not! [paused for a while] It was only two.

View Quote Christy: You rescued me! [kissing Alan]
Alan: [pausing for a bit] Anytime.

View Quote Nick Nitro: It's...only a...flesh wound, sir.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: Did...we...win? [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.

View Quote The Gorgonites must be free. There will be no mercy.

View Quote [to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.

View Quote Gorgonite s****.

View Quote We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

View Quote [damaged severely] There will be no mer-er-er-er-mercy.

View Quote Sir...I'm pretty messed up, sir.

View Quote I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning!

View Quote [taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.