Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe

Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy

View Quote [looking at the Commando Elite store] We have lost the battle. We will not lose the war.

View Quote Stuart: What are you packing, tiny?
Link Static: Packing? Packing you. [trapping Stuart in a giant net bag]

View Quote [Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.

View Quote Alan. Friend of Archer. Defender of all Gorgonites. Keeper of Encarta.

View Quote [ringing a bell] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [yodeling while attacking Commandos]

View Quote I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!

View Quote If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal!

View Quote Stuart: Son, what happened here?
Alan: Nothing. Nothing happened.
Stuart: Oh, really? [and the mass of the toy boat falls out] And how do you explain this?!
Alan: [stummering] I was dusting it, and it fell over.
Stuart: Oh, you were dusting it with what? A croquet mallet?

View Quote We would lose. That's what we're programmed to do.

View Quote I love this job!

View Quote [riding in a toy boat] I hope we don't hit an iceburg.

View Quote [threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!

View Quote [in the Fimples' garage] This place is a goldmine!

View Quote [launching off in a toy boat] I'm seasick already.

View Quote Alan. I'm feeling very insecure.