Shrek 2 quotes

61 total quotes

Dialogues
Donkey
Multiple Characters
Puss in Boots
Shrek

View Quote Shrek: Donkey, you're a...
Donkey: A stallion baby! I can whinny! [whinnies] I can count! [taps hoof] [starts trotting] Look at me Shrek, I'm trotting!

View Quote Donkey: It's kind of a long story, but, you see, Shrek and I took some magic potion, and now... we're sexy!
Fiona: [sees Puss] Shrek?
Puss: For you baby... I could be.
Donkey: Yeah, you wish.

View Quote Donkey: Is he really that good looking?
Doris: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! He has a face that looks like that it was carved by angels.
Puss: Mmmm, he sounds dreamy.
Shrek: You know, shockingly, this isn't making me feel any better.

View Quote Gingy: Oh, I hate these ball shows, they bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
Pinocchio: I'm not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.
Gingy: Aw, whizzes on you guys.

View Quote Anouncer: Tonight on "Knights"...
Gingerbread Man: Now here's a good show!
Knight in hotair balloon: We got a white bronco heading east in the forest. Requesting backup.
Anouncer: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals that their "devil may mare" attitudes ain't gonna fly.
Donkey: [Being tackled] Why you grabbing me? Ow! Police Brutality! Police Brutality!
Shrek: Come on, I have to talk to Princess Fiona!
Knight: [Takes pepper grinder and sprinkles pepper in Shrek's face] We warned you!
Shrek: Ow! Ow!
Anouncer: Will they get away with it, or did somebody let the cat out of the bag?
Puss: You capitalist pig dogs!
[Puss attacks a knight, then he is pinned up against a wall]
Knight [Sniffs a small bag] Catnip!
Puss: Um, that's not mine?
Shrek: Hold on! Find Princess Fiona!
Donkey: I'm a donkey!
Shrek: Tell her-- Shrek! I'm her husband, Shrek! [Gets another face full of pepper] Ow! Ow!
Anouncer: That's tonight on "Knights".

View Quote Donkey: LEMME OUTTA HERE! YOU CAN'T LOCK US UP LIKE THIS! LEMME GO! HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY MIRANDA RIGHTS?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!
Shrek: Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity.
Puss: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey?
Puss: [sees all the fairytale creatures above him] Too late!

View Quote Shrek: Gingy, do you still know the muffin man?
Gingy: Well, yeah, sure, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour.

View Quote Muffin Man: Gingy!
Gingy: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We've got a big order to fill! [lightning flashes and an evil laugh is heard] It's alive!

View Quote Puss: Go! Your lady needs you. Go! Today, I repay my debt.
[puts on cute face in front of knights]
Knights: Awwwwwwww...
Puss: [draws sword] En garde!

View Quote Donkey: Pray for mercy from Puss...
Puss: ...and Donkey!

View Quote We are definitely not in the swamp anymore.

View Quote Y'know, I don't think I was going to get Dad's Royal Blessing, even if I wanted it!

View Quote TGIF, eh, buddy? Workin' hard or hardly workin', eh Mac?

View Quote All right, let's crash this party!

View Quote No, no, no, no, no you great, stupid pastry!