Shrek quotes

We are definitely not in the swamp anymore.

Y'know, I don't think I was going to get Dad's Royal Blessing, even if I wanted it!

TGIF, eh, buddy? Workin' hard or hardly workin', eh Mac?

A cute, button nose... thick wavey locks... taut, round buttocks?!

All right, let's crash this party!

[after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.

No, no, no, no, no you great, stupid pastry!

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