Donkey quotes

It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!

Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!

Y'know, in some cultures, donkeys are considered the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones!

Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Trot, trot, trottin' in place... YEAH! [pause] What?

You know, I had the hardest time finding this place.

[in the argument at the dinner table] I got to go to the bathroom. (Dinner is served) Never mind, I can hold it!

Mexican food, my favorite!

Follow the pretty pony.

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