She's the Man quotes

21 total quotes

View Quote '[Viola as Sebastian teaching Duke how to talk to a girl]
Viola Ask me if I like...cheese!
Duke Cheese? Okay...do you like...cheese?
Viola/Sebastian (In girly voice) "Why yes I do, my favorite's gouda

View Quote (As Sebastian) So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?

View Quote Toby: I got lady troubles
Viola/Sebastian: I got a lifetime of knowledge

Andrew: Oh my god, Sebastians with Unis! She must be hotter than we thought!
Toby: Ok how come when i wanted to go out with Unis everyone made fun of me and now that sebastians going out with her suddenly Unis is cool? Screw you guys, i hate high school.

View Quote Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

View Quote Duke: Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola(as Sebastian): Um...I...get really bad nosebleeds?
Andrew: So, you stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeeeeah, what...you...you've never done that? Oh my, Beckham does it all the time.
Toby: Seriously?
Viola: Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and...whatever that is. And you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

View Quote (As Sebastian) What does you heart tell you?... I mean which one would you rather see NAKEDD!!!

View Quote (to Viola at kissing booth) Beware the old guy chewing gum...it's not gum.

View Quote (To Viola, as Sebastian) Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?

View Quote (As Sebastian) Eunice! HANDS! hands Eunice, HANDS!

View Quote (Blocks goal) That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.

View Quote (sees Olivia switch kissing booth places with Viola)
Duke: Just my luck.
(sees look on Viola's face)
Duke: No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Okay. Um, on the other hand you're also...
Viola: I am? Thanks, I guess.
9 Year Old Boy: You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.

View Quote (Soccer Ball hits lower area)
Coach/Duke/toby/Soccer Team:Ohh
Viola/Sebastian: (looks Around) Oh right, owww! ahh! For the love of God! It burns!!

View Quote [in the dorm room with Duke and Viola as Sebastian]
Viola (as Sebastian): Your the guy... um the bigger guy

View Quote Well he must be half way to China by now he showed us his willis & doodleberries Malcom, have you ever tried to run away in heels? not that easy. not that easy.

View Quote Toby: (to Viola as Sebastian)Is you're sister...hott?
Viola: Well, um... she has a GREAT personality.
Duke, Toby, Andrew: Ew.