She's the Man

She's the Man quotes

21 total quotes (ID: 1084)

Principal Gold

(As Sebastian) So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?

(As Sebastian) What does you heart tell you?... I mean which one would you rather see NAKEDD!!!

(As Sebastian) Eunice! HANDS! hands Eunice, HANDS!

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

(To Viola, as Sebastian) Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?

[to Monique in dorms] : Let me introduce myself. [in the shower room to Viola as Sebastian] : "I'm Malcolm Festes. Dorm director. Shower shoes are to be worn at all times in the shower room except when in the actual shower. Did you not read your dorm life phamphlet? It was in your cubby."

Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.

Sebastian: (indicating Viola's false sideburns) Are those real?
Viola: Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!

(sees Olivia switch kissing booth places with Viola)
Duke: Just my luck.
(sees look on Viola's face)
Duke: No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Okay. Um, on the other hand you're also...
Viola: I am? Thanks, I guess.
9 Year Old Boy: You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.

'[Viola as Sebastian teaching Duke how to talk to a girl]
Viola Ask me if I like...cheese!
Duke Cheese? you like...cheese?
Viola/Sebastian (In girly voice) "Why yes I do, my favorite's gouda

Toby: (to Viola as Sebastian)Is you're sister...hott?
Viola: Well, um... she has a GREAT personality.
Duke, Toby, Andrew: Ew.

(Soccer Ball hits lower area)
Coach/Duke/toby/Soccer Team:Ohh
Viola/Sebastian: (looks Around) Oh right, owww! ahh! For the love of God! It burns!!

Toby: I got lady troubles
Viola/Sebastian: I got a lifetime of knowledge

Andrew: Oh my god, Sebastians with Unis! She must be hotter than we thought!
Toby: Ok how come when i wanted to go out with Unis everyone made fun of me and now that sebastians going out with her suddenly Unis is cool? Screw you guys, i hate high school.

Well he must be half way to China by now he showed us his willis & doodleberries Malcom, have you ever tried to run away in heels? not that easy. not that easy.

Viola/Sebastian: High five, nicee.